Thursday, October 2, 2008

No Fear, No Sleep

It's about 4:15am. Four hours ago, I consumed 3 scoops of Cookies ice cream, 12 chocolate chip cookies, and a No Fear energy drink (Super Energy: Motherload - With 300% of my DV of Vitamins B6, B12, and C!). I really need sleep to stand any chance of operating later today, but I've developed a twitch that's making this a bit difficult.

I've decided the purpose of my Aircraft Flight Dynamics course is to test my ability to stare at a computer screen for extended periods of time. Apparently I need to study, because I'm failing after only 5 hours. If that 7 hour quiz is next week, I am so screwed.

On a positive note: Doing homework by the warm glow of Christmas lights seems to increase my productivity by 32%. If at anytime Youtube appears, productivity decreases by 3000%. Which, if you're doing the math correctly, means that any work I've accomplished beforehand will burst spontaneously into flame with the ashes carried away in a slight breeze. And then a small child in a third world country will stub his toe, causing a small cry of pain to escape him.

Needless to say, there's a lot of quiet sobbing that goes on in my room.