...it would say this:
"I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas despite my raging insecurities and social awkwardness"
There might even be a picture of a chipmunk on the front. Holding a trumpet.
Granted, if you got one from me at this point, it would only be two weeks late. Which isn't entirely out of character for me. Three cheers for God-awful procrastination!
"Hip hip-"
*crack of thunder*
Christmas card greeting brought to you by Dooce. Damn funny stuff, if I haven't said it...oh, five times before. Six maybe?
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